Bathroom Time

It is after two in the morning. This time I’m hiding out in the bathroom to escape the cigarette smoke. The toilet makes a lovely seat. Add a cushion, and I’d be good to go! I wonder if the bathtub would make a nice bed. I’m already starting to feel sleepy again. I remember an episode of Full House where one of the girls made a bed in their bathtub. It’s probably not a good idea for me. It doesn’t look too comfortable! Time to float on the Tempur-Pedic cloud instead. This time when I dream maybe the cloud will drift away from the smoke. Let’s go cloud!